Ramblings About My Life..

About Cooking And Sex

No. Pay attention. Seriously. This post isn't about a raunchy experience on the kitchen table or the usage of certain vegetables in certain ways. What this post is actually about is the fundamental similiarities between culinary endeavours and bedroom shenanigans. Yes, really. I do not profess to be an expert in both, so if do forgive me if you spot any mistakes. Kindly drop me a message and I will hasten to ingore your worthless rambli-I mean, I will take your points into due consideration.

ONE
Both are not precise sciences, you learn by making mistakes and educated guesses.

TWO
You learn about both better by not reading about them, but by looking at pictures and videos.

THREE
You always put more effort into both when you want another person to enjoy your efforts.

FOUR
You never saw the point of both when you were a kid, but now that you're older you saw the light.

FIVE
The first time is always (or usually) disastrous.

SIX
Both are in a way vital to our continued survival on this planet.

SEVEN
Timing determines whether you cross the fine line into excellence or drop into averageness in both.

EIGHT
Injury to yourself is a very real risk in both if you're not careful.

NINE
It takes practice, practice and more practice to excel in both.

TEN
It is always fun to try new recipes - if they work out, great, but if they don't then you can always have a laugh about them afterwards.

posted by yong chen @ 1:05 PM